Цитаты из книги «Английские анекдоты / English Jokes»

A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, “How long is 10 million years to you?” He replied, “1 second.” The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million pounds to you?” And God replied, “A penny.” Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?”

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.” Susie, still crying, said, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbour, seeing him there, decides to investigate. “What are you doing?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.” “That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbour. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your ugly cat!”