Цитаты из книги «Самые лучшие английские анекдоты / The Best English Jokes»

116] * * * – If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? – Wet.

Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

– What is dirty after washing? – Your bath water.

If a single teacher can’t teach us all subjects, then how can a student learn all these subjects?* * *

Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Can we change the topic please?

With his last ounce of strength[6

Why did you leave your last job? – The company relocated and they didn’t tell me where.